Clowns are scary. That’s just all there is to it. They are scary big men with make up on that chase you around. There is nothing happy about that. I don’t understand how party rental companies make so much when they have clowns as part of their parties. That is not okay.

One time I went to the circus with my mom. I don’t know what happened, but I got lost. A clown found me and made me hold his hand as we found my mom together. I guess it was really nice of him to do that for me, but I was terrified as I was being led away by a massive man with red hair and a red nose. It was not a happy moment in my life.

Party rental is the best. Putting together a party is so much hard work. To get a party rental company to do that is awesome. As long as they don’t bring clowns with them, I am fine with that. Just bring the cake, the supplies, the entertainment, but no clowns. I think a party rental company would be optimal for a sweet 16 birthday party, but that’s about all I can apply it to right now. I think party rental companies are just a good idea.