Have you ever noticed that whenever someone does a New York accent or something like it, it’s never a New York accent, it’s always a “Brooklyn” accent? I find that kind of funny, it’s singled out to that specific place. Like when you have a locksmith unlocking your door and the locksmith is talking like that. You go tell your friends, “Well I locked my keys in my car and this locksmith with a Brooklyn accent had to come and unlock it”. You will never say, “Well when I locked my keys in my car, this locksmith with a New York accent came and unlocked it”. Nope, you won’t say that.  So why am I writing about random accents? Well it is very early, it is 10 AM. Alright, this is not early, but for a day like today, it’s early. Today is one of those days where I have so much to do, but I just don’t know how to do it all. Realistically, it’s not all going to get done. That is very bad for me. It’s important stuff. It’s much more important than random stories about a locksmith and his Brooklyn accent. Once this important stuff gets done and is off my mind, you might stop getting random stories from me.

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